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Announcer:
<i>Last week on</i>
married with children,

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<i>Peggy was excited about going</i>
<i>to their high school reunion,</i>

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<i>Because she was sure</i>
<i>she'd be named reunion queen.</i>

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<i>Al was excited too.</i>

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<i>Meanwhile the kids</i>
<i>are starving.</i>

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<i>Peggy's competition</i>
<i>for the crown</i>

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<i>Is her old high school rival:</i>
<i>Connie bender.</i>

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<i>Al meets his rival, jack,</i>

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<i>Who wants</i>
<i>to pick up the fight</i>

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<i>They never had</i>
<i>in high school.</i>

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<i>At the reunion, peggy learned</i>
<i>connie has bought enough votes</i>

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<i>To win the crown,</i>

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<i>And it looks like</i>
<i>peggy's not going to be queen.</i>

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<i>The kids are still</i>
<i>starving.</i>

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<i>And now,</i> married with children
<i>continues.</i>

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Getting
a second chin?

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Getting a second
forehead?

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Gee, peggy,

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I hope this doesn't ruin
the reunion for you.

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Oh, don't worry,
connie.

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Seeing you look this old
more than makes up for it.

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Come on, jack.

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They're serving
the shrimp cups.

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See you at
my coronation, wanker.

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She still smells
like a bunch of men.

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Oh, al.

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I'm not gonna
be reunion queen.

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I'll never know what it feels
like to wear that crown.

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I'll never know
what it feels like

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To have warm eggs and hot coffee
in my own home...

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So you'll pardon me
if I don't feel your sorrow.

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Ten bucks says al bundy
can drive his head

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Right through the door.

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Oh, no.

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Aw, hey, big al!
Al: Eli!

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How are you, al?

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It's good to see you.

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Hello, peggy.

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Don't touch me, eli.

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Okay. No problem.
No problem.

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You know,
you marrying peg

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Was the only bet
I ever lost.

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Me too.

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So, what are you doing
these days, eli?

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I'm a psychiatrist.
What do you do?

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A garbage salesman.

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Ah, that's great.
That's great. Come on.

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Say, why don't you say hello
to the gang.

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They're sitting
over there.

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I'm sitting
with the jocks.

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Why don't you
join them, huh?

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Oh, after you.

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Ooh, and after...

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Bundy! Bundy!
Bundy!

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Al, how you
doing?

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Jimbo.
Yeah.

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Rick.
Yeah!

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Ah...

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Uh...

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Speedy.

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How you doing, al?

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[coughs]

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Gee, speedy,
you're looking great.

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Exercise.

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I'm a golfer.

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You look like you could
still play football, al, huh?

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How do you
stay in shape?

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Running from peg
on sex nights.

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Al. Al.

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You want to see
something funny?

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You remember
the nerds,

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Tyrone
and milton?

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The guy who used to
eat his pen?

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Look at him over there
with the other nerds,

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Still sitting
together.

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You should have done
your own homework, guys!

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Aw, eat your pen,
milton.

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Hey, peggy.

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Did you hear connie bender's
gonna be reunion queen?

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Hey, speedy. Did you hear
there's a new invention?

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It's called breath spray.

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Now, I'm gonna go try to get
some more votes for queen.

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You guys just sit back

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And reminisce
about being human.

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Oh, and don't you do
anything stupid.

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Ugh!

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Don't worry,
beautiful.

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I'll keep
an eye on him.

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Say, al.

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I just happen to have
this nail here.

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Ten bucks says
bundy can drive it

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Through this table
with his head.

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Aw, come on, guys.

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I don't do that
kind of thing anymore.

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I'm an adult now.

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Oh, hey...

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What happened?

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Your head ain't as hard
as it used to be?

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Huh, al? Huh?

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Place your bets.

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All right.
Come on.

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Well, the boot soup
is almost ready.

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Let it simmer,
kel.

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I've got a plan.

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Now, you know
what they have

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At reunions,
don't you?

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A lot of old drunks
to roll?

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Food, bimbostein.

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We're gonna crash
this party

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And get some
for ourselves.

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They'll never
let us in.

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We're under 80.

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[doorbell rings]

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I'll take care
of that.

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Now, we just need
some information.

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And I know the two
all-day suckers

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Who can give it to us.

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Mr. And mrs. Rhoades.

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Good of you to come.

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You said you needed some help
with your homework?

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Yes. Do either of you know
anything about ancient history?

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Why, yes we do.

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Tell us about
the 1960s.

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Well, strife
was rampant

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Because of
the civil war.

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But then came
electricity,

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And before
you know it,

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Marcie and I
went home.

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Come on, marcie.

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Oh, now, steve.

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Their little minds are
reaching out for knowledge.

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Why, of course
we remember the '60s.

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And, oh, what a time it was.

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Incense and peppermints.

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Young republican meetings.

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Yeah. We cared
about things

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In those days, kids.

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I remember protesting
the dress code

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In our school.

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I still remember
the principal's face

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When we all took the pennies
out of our loafers

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And wore our shirts
out of our pants.

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And, if that
wasn't enough,

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One day, I even put
a little dimple in my tie.

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He's a rebel,

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And he'll never ever
be any good.

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We may be asking
the wrong people.

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We're gonna have to go
to the library.

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Well, there goes
another thing

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I said I'd never do.

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Well, yes, I do need
the votes,

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But, um, I don't
do that anymore.

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But could you
vote for me anyway?

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Votes. Votes. Votes.

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Thelma!

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Thelma mckecknie.

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Remember me?

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Peggy wanker.

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Candidate
for reunion queen.

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How you been?

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Oh, I've been
fine.

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I've pretty much recovered
from your stealing teddy,

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My high-school sweetheart

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And the only man
I've ever loved.

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Of course, you dumped him
a week later.

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You stole
my boyfriend.

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You stole
my boyfriend.

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You stole
my father.

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A-ha. Well,
just to let you know,

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I'm running for
reunion queen

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And I would really
appreciate your vote.

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Ah.

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I guess this is
a connie table, huh?

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Oh, al.

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It's no use.

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I've worked the room
for over an hour,

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And I've lost
three votes.

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Connie's gonna be
reunion queen.

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By the way, honey,

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How'd you hurt
your forehead?

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Um...

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Shaving.

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This is never
going to work, bud.

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It's not bud.
Moonbeam.

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Tonight my name
is moonbeam,

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And your name
is piece.

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P-I-e-c-e.

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Now, act cool.
Okay.

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Groovy.
Groovy.

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Groovy.
Groovy.

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Groovy.
Groovy.

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Groovy.
Groovy.

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Bud, didn't they say
anything besides "groovy"

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Back in the '60s?

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Well, girls like you
still said, "come and get it."

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Let me check through
my '60s vocabulary book.

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Hey, bro.

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Power to the people.

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Free huey.

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And dewey
and louie too.

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You know, kel,

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Sometimes I think
I can actually hear

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Your brain
come to a halt.

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Come on.

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Love.

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Aquarius.

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<i>Hair.</i>

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The answer, my friend,
is blowin' in the wind.

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Turn on, tune in,
kill whitey.

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Al, tell us again

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About your
winning touchdown

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For the city
championship.

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Well, I don't know if I can
remember that much about it.

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Let's see.

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Uh...

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It was November 17th,
4:40 p.M.

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Wind coming out
of the southeast

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At 12 miles per hour,
gusting up to 30.

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Al, let's go home.

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Peg, home is
where the horror is.

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Now, I'm talking
to hooter.

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Vicky.

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Vi-vicky here.

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Now, why don't you
go run for something?

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You know, queen,
a man, a bus.

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With grim
determination,

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I strode out
onto the field.

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Oh, peggy.

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I see you're
a little down.

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Let me make you
feel better.

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I'll only be queen
for one night, but you...

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Why, you've got your whole life
to be nothing.

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Feel better?

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'cause I know I do.

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[band playing rock]

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♪ what becomes
of the broken-hearted ♪

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♪ who had hope
that once departed? ♪

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♪ I know I know
I've got to find ♪

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♪ some kind of peace
of mind... ♪

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Oh, mr. Bundy,
you are so magnificent.

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[grunts]

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Did you really give up
a chance to play for the bears

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For your wife?

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Yeah. I figured if I'm gonna
take a kick to the groin,

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Might as well be
for love.

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You're a very
lucky woman.

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Are you allowed
to vote for queen?

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No.

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Then shut up.

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[plays guitar riff]

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Hello, everyone.
Yeah, it's me: Tim potter.

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You'll remember me as president
of the senior class

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And now
of tim's mortuary.

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Anyway, I know you're all
anxiously awaiting

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The vote
for reunion queen.

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Well, there's just
20 minutes left

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00:12:25,009 --> 00:12:28,011
For you to get your ballots
in the old box here.

259
00:12:28,012 --> 00:12:31,014
And for the lucky gal
who's elected queen,

260
00:12:31,015 --> 00:12:33,517
We'll bury you
at half price.

261
00:12:33,518 --> 00:12:35,519
Of course we won't
bury you very deep.

262
00:12:39,524 --> 00:12:42,460
You know, peg, I'm having
the time of my life.

263
00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:45,429
Being married to you,
I forgot how great I was.

264
00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:48,499
Why, oh, why did I
leave high school?

265
00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:51,335
You were 30, al.

266
00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:04,348
Long time between
feedings, huh?

267
00:13:09,888 --> 00:13:12,456
Long time between lovings,
too, sweet thang.

268
00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:17,395
Give it up.

269
00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:19,329
You'd be eating alone
in a women's prison.

270
00:13:22,934 --> 00:13:25,202
Andy? Lola?

271
00:13:25,203 --> 00:13:28,138
God, you two
haven't changed a bit.

272
00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:32,710
It's milton. Remember?

273
00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:35,212
I eat my pen.

274
00:13:35,213 --> 00:13:37,347
Get lost, geek.

275
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,618
You haven't
changed a bit.

276
00:13:43,555 --> 00:13:46,056
Well, I'm gonna be an adult
about this.

277
00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:48,058
Connie's gonna be
reunion queen,

278
00:13:48,059 --> 00:13:51,562
So I'm just going to
be happy for the old scuzzbag.

279
00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:53,063
What's that smell?

280
00:13:53,064 --> 00:13:55,766
Do they let cattle
in here?

281
00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:59,904
Oh, hi, connie.

282
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,872
Piggy...

283
00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:03,441
I see you've got
a good seat

284
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:05,075
For my coronation.

285
00:14:05,076 --> 00:14:07,411
We will need
a red carpet, though.

286
00:14:07,412 --> 00:14:09,413
Can we use your hair?

287
00:14:09,414 --> 00:14:11,081
Everything but
the roots, I mean.

288
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,419
Well, if you need
a rug,

289
00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:18,288
You could always
shave your back, hon.

290
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:23,928
Hey, al, I've done
a lot of thinking

291
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,930
About this rivalry
that we have

292
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,599
And I think
the whole thing is silly.

293
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:31,602
Truth is, I can't
think of a damn thing

294
00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:33,871
You can do
better than me.

295
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:37,975
Well, why don't you ask
your wife about that, jack?

296
00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:48,619
All right, bundy.
Bottom line...

297
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:51,388
You know that fight
we were supposed to have

298
00:14:51,389 --> 00:14:52,723
After graduation?

299
00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:54,224
I'm starting
to realize

300
00:14:54,225 --> 00:14:56,727
That maybe you
didn't hurt yourself

301
00:14:56,728 --> 00:14:58,562
Jumping over that mustang.

302
00:14:58,563 --> 00:15:02,366
I think you
just punked out.

303
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,138
Say good night, jack.

304
00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:12,409
Sit down, mongo.
You promised

305
00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:15,779
If I brought you here,
no fighting.

306
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:18,248
Oh, I'm sorry, peg. I must
have got a little carried away.

307
00:15:18,249 --> 00:15:20,951
Yeah, see, for a moment there,
I thought I was a man.

308
00:15:22,253 --> 00:15:24,889
Tim:
Kids, get those last votes in.

309
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:28,125
We tally the count and crown
the queen in one minute.

310
00:15:28,126 --> 00:15:29,960
Hey, bundy!

311
00:15:29,961 --> 00:15:31,629
[imitates
chickens clucking]

312
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:34,431
[trio imitating
chickens clucking]

313
00:15:34,432 --> 00:15:36,500
Give a lady a seat.

314
00:15:41,372 --> 00:15:44,875
Well, you know, peg,
it's like I told you

315
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:48,378
On our wedding night
when you woke me up.

316
00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:51,615
You sure know how
to ruin a good time.

317
00:15:55,186 --> 00:15:56,587
You know, al.

318
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:59,089
I'm not gonna come out
a winner tonight,

319
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:01,625
But at least you can.

320
00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:03,627
You want him?

321
00:16:03,628 --> 00:16:05,362
Go get him.

322
00:16:26,851 --> 00:16:27,785
Let's rock.

323
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,828
Fight! Fight!
20 bucks on bundy.

324
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,164
Good luck, honey.

325
00:16:41,165 --> 00:16:44,101
And remember,
I'm right behind you.

326
00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:46,770
Smash him! Crash him!

327
00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:48,271
Beat his face in!

328
00:16:48,272 --> 00:16:52,309
But, honey,
take your time about it...

329
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:55,779
'cause I got
a little something to do.

330
00:17:04,188 --> 00:17:05,455
Kelly?

331
00:17:05,456 --> 00:17:06,824
Bud?

332
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:15,565
Wow! The colors.
The colors.

333
00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:19,903
No, you're just having
cherry pie flashbacks.

334
00:17:21,606 --> 00:17:22,640
Ride it out.

335
00:17:24,408 --> 00:17:27,477
I'm ashamed of you.
Sneaking out like that.

336
00:17:27,478 --> 00:17:30,280
Is that the way
I brought you up?

337
00:17:30,281 --> 00:17:31,782
By the way,

338
00:17:31,783 --> 00:17:34,484
Bud, honey,
can you pick a lock?

339
00:17:34,485 --> 00:17:35,986
Yup.

340
00:17:35,987 --> 00:17:37,688
And a nose.

341
00:17:39,824 --> 00:17:40,924
Okay, good.

342
00:17:40,925 --> 00:17:42,726
It's this way.
Come with me.

343
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:44,528
[crowd cheering outside]

344
00:17:44,529 --> 00:17:45,562
[al grunts]

345
00:17:45,563 --> 00:17:46,697
What's daddy
doing?

346
00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:48,231
Oh, playing
with his friends.

347
00:17:48,232 --> 00:17:49,299
Now, hurry up.

348
00:17:53,938 --> 00:17:56,940
A pathetic little lock,
wouldn't you say, kel?

349
00:17:56,941 --> 00:17:58,441
Yeah,
a jacobsen 360.

350
00:17:58,442 --> 00:18:00,978
Single barrel,
two tumblers.

351
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:02,612
Why didn't they
just lock it

352
00:18:02,613 --> 00:18:04,314
With a piece
of gum?

353
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:09,053
Tweezers.

354
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:10,154
Tweezers.

355
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,823
Have you guys
done this before?

356
00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:13,757
No.

357
00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:16,293
Graphite.

358
00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:17,494
Graphite.

359
00:18:17,495 --> 00:18:19,663
I'm gonna go see how
your daddy's doing.

360
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,134
[crowd clamoring outside]

361
00:18:25,469 --> 00:18:27,470
You can do it,
honey!

362
00:18:27,471 --> 00:18:29,506
[al yelling indistinctly]

363
00:18:31,475 --> 00:18:34,444
Take your time, al.
It's not sex.

364
00:18:40,618 --> 00:18:42,986
How's it going,
kids?

365
00:18:42,987 --> 00:18:45,222
Viola!
Oh.

366
00:18:45,223 --> 00:18:47,725
Um, it's <i>voilà,</i>
kel.

367
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,727
Hey, I failed
spanish, okay?

368
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,428
Quiet,
you two.

369
00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:53,797
Mommy's got
an election to fix.

370
00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:59,703
[crowd clamoring outside]

371
00:18:59,704 --> 00:19:02,405
Hurry up, mom.
They're coming back.

372
00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:06,143
Who won? Who won?

373
00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:20,858
Crowd [chanting]:
Bundy! Bundy!

374
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,059
Dad!

375
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,393
Bundy! Bundy!

376
00:19:23,394 --> 00:19:25,229
Bundy! Bundy!

377
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,396
Bundy! Bundy! Bundy!

378
00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:34,604
Well, I knew
you could do it, al.

379
00:19:34,605 --> 00:19:36,640
Buddy, you just
bought me a car.

380
00:19:36,641 --> 00:19:39,143
Here's a dollar.
Go buy yourself a tooth.

381
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:42,846
Oh, al, I just knew
you could do it.

382
00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:44,581
Are you okay, honey?

383
00:19:44,582 --> 00:19:46,349
Well, actually, peg--

384
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,551
Shh! They're gonna
announce the queen.

385
00:19:48,552 --> 00:19:51,588
All right! That was
some fight, huh?

386
00:19:51,589 --> 00:19:53,090
And speaking of fights,

387
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,592
It's time to pick
a queen.

388
00:19:55,593 --> 00:19:57,995
You know, peg, I really
think I need a doctor.

389
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,263
Shh!

390
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:01,131
God, it's always
you, you, you.

391
00:20:02,466 --> 00:20:04,501
Why didn't I
leave you at home?

392
00:20:04,502 --> 00:20:06,870
Let's have our four queen
finalists up here, please.

393
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,377
Connie:
I'm so happy
to be nominated.

394
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:18,648
Gee, I wonder
who it'll be.

395
00:20:18,649 --> 00:20:20,150
Good luck, peggy.

396
00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:22,085
Good luck, connie.

397
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:27,657
And our polk high
reunion queen is...

398
00:20:27,658 --> 00:20:30,060
Larry fleishman.

399
00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:31,028
Yes!

400
00:20:33,331 --> 00:20:35,332
Throw out an anchor,
fleishman.

401
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:36,700
I'm just kidding.

402
00:20:39,403 --> 00:20:40,804
Okay, really...

403
00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:42,206
The winner is--

404
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,407
And by a landslide--

405
00:20:44,408 --> 00:20:45,843
Every boy's fantasy,

406
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,611
Every mother's
nightmare,

407
00:20:48,612 --> 00:20:51,081
Peggy wanker bundy!

408
00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:52,449
[cheers, applause]

409
00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:54,184
Bundy! Bundy!

410
00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:55,552
Bundy! Bundy!

411
00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:56,686
Me?

412
00:20:56,687 --> 00:20:58,255
Me? I...

413
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:02,860
I just don't know
what to say.

414
00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,262
Out of my way,
she-dog.

415
00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:10,567
And now the queen
will dance

416
00:21:10,568 --> 00:21:12,702
The spotlight dance
with her king.

417
00:21:16,207 --> 00:21:18,175
[band playing romantic melody]

418
00:21:19,677 --> 00:21:22,012
Oh, al.

419
00:21:22,013 --> 00:21:24,381
This is the best night
of my life.

420
00:21:24,382 --> 00:21:26,449
That's great, peg,
but, you know,

421
00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:28,018
I really think
I'm hurt bad.

422
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:31,588
Oh, honey, this is
such a beautiful moment.

423
00:21:31,589 --> 00:21:33,823
Don't spoil it
with your whining.

424
00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:38,128
You know,
I really am lucky.

425
00:21:38,129 --> 00:21:40,430
Out of all
the guys here,

426
00:21:40,431 --> 00:21:42,366
You're the best one.

427
00:21:45,736 --> 00:21:47,871
Aren't you gonna say
the same to me?

428
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,474
Was the go-go dancer
in our class, peg?

429
00:21:53,344 --> 00:21:54,978
No, al.

430
00:21:54,979 --> 00:21:58,015
Then I married the prettiest
girl in school.

431
00:21:58,016 --> 00:22:00,183
Oh, al.

432
00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:10,794
Honey, you know
what would top

433
00:22:10,795 --> 00:22:13,230
This night off
just perfectly?

434
00:22:15,366 --> 00:22:16,833
Oh, no.

435
00:22:18,569 --> 00:22:20,103
Aw, come on.

436
00:22:20,104 --> 00:22:22,605
You can't tell me
you don't want to.

437
00:22:22,606 --> 00:22:25,108
What's that
in your pocket?

438
00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:29,479
My rib.

439
00:22:44,028 --> 00:22:45,829
[♪]